Ανέκδοτο

Two kinds of men
One day, there was a catastrophic event that caused all humans on
Earth to die. To sort things out, everyone went to Heaven. God came in
and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who
ruled their women on Earth, and the other line for the men who
were ruled by their women. All the women, go with St. Peter."
With that, the women were gone and there were two lines as he had
commanded.
However, the line of men who were ruled by their women was 1000 miles
long, and in the line of men who ruled their women, there stood only one
man. God became angry and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I
created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look
at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him!
Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this
line?" The man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."